Anxious Tealovers

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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(Quelle: secretsbest, via coldfells)

Lülülü, meine Stimmung

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(Quelle: toodrunktofindanurl, via marynesq)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com


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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

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(Quelle: 4gifs, via thepinkmerimaid)

SEASON 3 FINALE - crack!vid || once upon a time

Aaaannika, ich glaube, das war es ^^
Hatte nach “Once upon a time season 3 bloopers” gesucht gehabt… Brainfail gestern xxD
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(Quelle: youtube.com)

Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones

Hatte ich das neulich schon gepostet? Wenn ja, hier noch mal, wenn nicht, umso besser.
Ich find ja den Namen-Teil am besten xDDD
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(Quelle: youtube.com)

Der Bauch spricht xD
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Der Bauch spricht xD
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